Here is some food for your Daily Bread!
3/16–Start Your Day Off Right Series
Quote:
3/16–You and you alone are the only person that can live the life that writes the story that you were meant to tell
Story:
“If an airline disclosed that the pilot for a particular flight was terrible at takeoffs and landings, but was reasonably proficient once the plane was airborne, how many of you would rush to buy a ticket for that flight? Would you change your mind if they offered you a deep discount?”
Scripture:
Philippians 4:13
I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.
Humor:
Ah – an excellent communication in marriage. Who can find it?
The story is told of a wife who returned home from work to find her husband sitting in his favorite chair devouring the local newspaper. After rummaging around in the kitchen for a time, she said, “Honey, I read today that men speak 2000 words a day and women 4000 words each day.”
In a low growl he muttered, “Uh-huh, I wonder why that is?” The newspaper continued to dominate this fellow.
After a pregnant pause, “I guess it’s due to the fact that women have to repeat everything twice to their husbands.”
After finishing a paragraph in the newspaper, this poor fellow responded, “Huh?”
Ah-communication.
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