Here is some food for your Daily Bread!
6/2—Start Your Day Off Right Series
Quote:
6/2–Laughter Does Good Like A Medicine
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Story:
A man fell into a pit and couldn’t get himself out.
— An empathetic person came along and said, “I feel for you down there.”
— An objective person walked by and said, “It’s logical that someone would fall down there.”
— A Pharisee said, “Only bad people fall into pits.”
— Confucius said; “If you would have listened to me, you would not be in that pit.”
— A mathematician calculated how deep the pit was.
— A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit.
— An IRS agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.
— A self-pitying person said, “You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen my pit.”
— A fire-and-brimstone preacher said, “You deserve your pit.”
— A Christian Scientist observed, “The pit is just in your mind.”
— A psychologist noted, “Your mother and father are to blame for your being in that pit.”
— A self-esteem therapist said, “Believe in yourself and you can get out of that pit.”
— A Scientist calculated the pressure in pounds per square inch to get him out of the pit.
— An evolutionist said: “You are a rejected mutant destined to be removed from the evolutionary cycle.” In other words, he is going to die in the pit, so that he cannot produce any “pit-falling offspring.”
— A bureaucrat asked if he had a permit to dig a pit.
— A professor gave him a lecture on: “The Elementary Principles of the Pit.”
— A realist said, “That’s a PIT!”
— An optimist said, “Things could be worse.”
— A pessimist claimed, “Things will get worse.”
Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.
Scripture:
Matthew 5:7
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
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