5/7–Start Your Day Off Right Series
Quote:
5/7–Eliminate physical clutter but more importantly eliminate spiritual clutter!
Story:
5/7–5 THE EAGLE TESTS BEFORE IT TRUSTS The Eagle tests before it trusts. When a female eagle meets a male and they want to mate, she flies down to earth with the male pursuing her and she picks a twig. She flies back into the air with the male pursuing her. Once she has reached a height high enough for her, she lets the twig fall to the ground and watches it as it falls. The male chases after the twig. The faster it falls, the faster he chases it. He has to catch it before it falls to the ground. He then brings it back to the female eagle. The female eagle grabs the twig and flies to a higher altitude and then drops the twig for the male to chase. This goes on for hours, with the height increasing until the female eagle is assured that the male eagle has mastered the art of catching the twig which shows commitment. Then and only then, will she allow him to mate with her. Whether in private life or in business, one should test commitment of people intended for partnership.
Scripture:
Hebrews 12:14
Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord:
Humor:
5/7–“A little girl asks her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answers, “Well, God made Adam and Eve and then they had kids. So all mankind was made.” Two days later the little girl asks her father the exact same question. The father answers, “Many years ago, there were monkeys from which the entire human race evolved.” The confused little girl returns to her mother”
— The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever by William Donohue
“and says, “Mom, you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said man developed from monkeys. Why do you have different stories?” The mother answers, “Well, I was referring to my side of the family and your dad was talking about his side.””
— The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever by William Donohue
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