The Story Of The Man Who Fell Into A Pit

A man fell into a pit and couldn’t get himself out.

— An empathetic person came along and said, “I feel for you down there.”

— An objective person walked by and said, “It’s logical that someone would fall down there.”

— A Pharisee said, “Only bad people fall into pits.”

—Confucius  .” 

— A mathematician calculated how deep the pit was.

— A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit.

— An IRS agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.

— A self-pitying person said, “You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen my pit.”

— A fire-and-brimstone preacher said, “You deserve your pit.”

— Another observed, “The pit is just in your mind.”

— A psychologist noted, “Your mother and father are to blame for your being in that pit.”

— A self-esteem therapist said, “Believe in yourself and you can get out of that pit.”

— A Scientist calculated the pressure in pounds per square inch to get him out of the pit.

— An evolutionist said: “You are a rejected mutant destined to be removed from the evolutionary cycle.”    In other words, he is going to die in the pit, so that he cannot produce any “pit-falling offspring.” 

— A bureaucrat asked if he had a permit to dig a pit. 

— A professor gave him a lecture on:  “The Elementary Principles of the Pit.” 

— A realist said, “That’s a PIT!”

— An optimist said, “Things could be worse.”

— A pessimist claimed, “Things will get worse.” 

Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit. 

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