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1/6–Start Your Day Off Right Series
Quote:
1/6–Celebrate Your Difference
Story:
A company hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
While taking a tour around the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he thought that this was his chance to show everyone he meant business!
The CEO walked up the man and asked, “And how much money do you make?” A bit surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, “I make $ 700 a week. Why do you ask?”
The CEO took out some cash and handed the man $ 700 in cash and then screamed to him, “Here! This is your last pay, now get out because you are fired!”
That was his first firing and he felt pretty good about it! He looked around and asked the workers, “Does anybody know what that slacker did here?” With a grin, one of the workers muttered, “He’s the pizza delivery guy, Sir.””
Scripture:
Matthew 7:1-2
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
Humor:
1/6–A minister parked his car in a parking zone in a large city and attached the following message to his windshield I have circled is blocked 10 times I have an appointment to keep forgive us of our trespasses when he returned his car he found this reply note along with the ticket I’ve circled the block for 10 years if I don’t give you a ticket I lose my job, lead us not into temptation
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