Author Archives: Dale Cantrell

A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs.  The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, “There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs–millions of them. TheyContinue reading “The Story Of The Noise Of The Two Old Frogs”

5/13–Start Your Day Off Right Series Quote: 5/13–Criticism Story: A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the head and tail off the fish.Continue reading “Start Your Day Off Right Series 5/13”

5/13–Can You Spare A Minute Or So? If you were to hand in a petition to the government on a very important issue and there is only one signature on a petition, do you think that would really give credence how important the issue is?   Usually a petition has thousands of signatures, so tooContinue reading “Can You Spare A Minute Or So 5/13?”

A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the head and tail off the fish. Her mother thought for a while and then said,Continue reading “Make Up Your Mind To Not Settle For Less”

5/12–Start Your Day Off Right Series Quote: 5/12–Giving Story: I read the following poem once that I would like to share with you. I’m sorry I do not know the author to credit. Opportunities Missed:1There was a very cautious man Who never laughed or played; He never risked, he never tried, He never sang orContinue reading “Start Your Day Off Right Series 5/12”

5/12–Can You Spare A Minute? 5/12–My uncle used to say if he couldn’t take it with him he didn’t want to go. The reality is we all are going to die and we can’t take anything with us. Therefore, we have to use it before we die to do anyone any good. Everything in lifeContinue reading “Can You Spare A Minute Or So 5/12?”

There are people who would like to finish college and obtain their degree, but think they are too old because they are forty. They will make a statement that they will be almost forty-five by the time they finish. Well, I want to know how old they will be in five years if they don’tContinue reading “If God Woke You Up, You Have More To Do”

A group of appreciative tourists watched a demonstration put on by the Royal Artillery of the Queen.  The six man team worked with flawless precision. Actually, only five of them worked with precision. One of the soldiers positioned himself about 25 yards away from the cannon and stood at attention during the entire exhibition, doingContinue reading “The Story Of Why Number Six Stood At Attention”