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5/15–Start Your Day Off Right Series Quote: 5/15–Walk with God and run from the Devil  Story: An old lady had a hearing-aid fitted, hidden underneath her hair. A week later she returned to the doctor for her check-up. “It’s wonderful – I can hear everything now,” she reported very happily to the doctor. “And isContinue reading “Start Your Day Off Right Series 5/15”

Someday I’ll do this or that.  I wonder how many has been marooned and stuck on Someday I’ll?  Like Tom Hanks in the movie Castaway.  The cemetery is one of the richest places in the world. It has more riches that Fort Knox. Songs never sung, speeches never delivered, love never revealed, and talents neverContinue reading “Don’t Get Stranded On Someday Isle (Someday I’ll”

5/14–Start Your Day Off Right Series Quote: 5/14–Even the strong suffer though silent  Story: Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just asContinue reading “Start Your Day Off Right Series 5/14”

A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs.  The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, “There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs–millions of them. TheyContinue reading “The Story Of The Noise Of The Two Old Frogs”

5/13–Start Your Day Off Right Series Quote: 5/13–Criticism Story: A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the head and tail off the fish.Continue reading “Start Your Day Off Right Series 5/13”

5/13–Can You Spare A Minute Or So? If you were to hand in a petition to the government on a very important issue and there is only one signature on a petition, do you think that would really give credence how important the issue is?   Usually a petition has thousands of signatures, so tooContinue reading “Can You Spare A Minute Or So 5/13?”