Don’t Join The Coronary And Ulcer Club

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The “Coronary and Ulcer Club” lists the following rules for members… 

1. Your job comes first. Forget everything else. 

2. Saturdays, Sundays, and holidays are fine times to be working at the office. There will be nobody else there to bother you. 

3. Always have your briefcase with you when not at your desk. This provides an opportunity to review completely all the troubles and worries of the day. 

4. Never say “no” to a request. Always say “yes.” 

5. Accept all invitations to meetings, banquets, committees, etc. 

6. All forms of recreation are a waste of time. 

7. Never delegate responsibility to others; carry the entire load yourself. 

8. If your work calls for traveling, work all day and travel at night to keep that appointment you made for eight the next morning. 

9. No matter how many jobs you already are doing, remember you always can take on more.  

Bits & Pieces, January 7, 1993, pp. 9-10.

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Will You Dare To Rob God?

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Will you rob God?

Malachi 3:8-10

Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.

But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee?

In tithes and offerings.

Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me,

even this whole nation.

Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse,

that there may be meat in mine house,

and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven,

and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

Start Your Day Off Right Series 3/28

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Here is some food for your Daily Bread!

3/28–Start Your Day Off Right Series

Quote:

You don’t have to make your whole life good today, just make your today good first.

Story:



Scripture:

Proverbs 16:7

When a man’s ways please the LORD,

he maketh even his enemies to be at peace with him.

Humor:



The Chaplain Who Moved The Fence After The War

During World War I a Protestant chaplain with the American troops in Italy became a friend of a local Roman Catholic priest. In time, the chaplain who moved on with his unit was killed.

The priest heard of his death and asked military authorities if the chaplain could be buried in the cemetery behind his church. Permission was granted.

But the priest ran into a problem with his own Catholic Church authorities. They were sympathetic, but they said they could not approve the burial of a non-Catholic in a Catholic cemetery.

So the priest buried his friend just outside the cemetery fence. Years later, a war veteran who knew what had happened returned to Italy and visited the old priest. The first thing he did was ask to see the chaplain’s grave. To his surprise, he found the grave inside the fence.

Ah,” he said, “I see you got permission to move the body.” “No,” said the priest. “They told me where I couldn’t bury the body. But nobody ever told me I couldn’t move the fence.”

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Are You A Truthful Leader?

Are You a Leader? A young girl was filling out an application for college when she came across the question: Are you a leader?

She thought for a moment and then decided that she had better be totally honest.

Her answer was “No.” She was afraid that because of that answer, the college would reject her application.

However, one month later she received a letter back from the school that read: “Dear Candidate, We would like to inform you that this year we have already reviewed more than a thousand applications. To date, there will be some 1,322 new leaders attending our program next year. We are in the pleasant position to inform you that we have accepted your application because we felt it was imperative that leaders have at least one follower.”” from “Storytelling: 99 Inspiring Stories for Presentations: Inspire your Audience & Get your Message Through (Storytelling, inspirational stories & presentation zen,mentoring 101,ted talks)” by Barry Powell

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Start Your Day Off Right Series 3/27

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3/27–Start Your Day Off Right Series

Quote:

3/27–Don’t Compete



Story:

Are You a Leader? A young girl was filling out an application for college when she came across the question: Are you a leader? She thought for a moment and then decided that she had better be totally honest.

Her answer was “No.” She was afraid that because of that answer, the college would reject her application. However, one month later she received a letter back from the school that read: “Dear Candidate, We would like to inform you that this year we have already reviewed more than a thousand applications. To date, there will be some 1,322 new leaders attending our program next year.

We are in the pleasant position to inform you that we have accepted your application because we felt it was imperative that leaders have at least one follower.”

Scripture:

2 Corinthians 10:12

For we dare not make ourselves of the number, or compare ourselves with some that commend themselves: but they measuring themselves by themselves, and comparing themselves among themselves, are not wise.

Humor: